Welcome to Selective Smoker — a refined subscription experience for the discerning enthusiast. Each month, enjoy the finest curated buds and complimentary accessories, delivered with timeless style and distinction.
Join the society that values taste, quality, and tradition. Because for some, only the finest green will do.
Every smoker's palette is unique, but trying to find the ideal toke consistently is sometimes a bit of a gamble. We want to significantly increase your odds of winning that gamble by curating a special selection of strains for those with a discerning taste and those who prefer a more dignified purchasing and delivery experience.
We don't plaster blacklight enhanced fan-leaves all over our site or ourselves. We don't judge those who like that sort of thing--it's just not our sort of thing. Our delivery staff will always be polite and discrete. We gladly accomodate special delivery instructions and all deliveries are made in plain, unmarked packages. Our delivery staff are plain-clothed and do not wear the company logo as an extra measure to protect your privacy.
Today, so many companies feel they need to profit from their customers' personal data. It's valuable. But, we believe it's so valuable that we should protect it, not sell it. We only store your login information, scheduling, preferences, and status of next delivery. Once you sign up, we move your address through an air-gapped system to an offline machine. If you need to make changes to this information, we have a request form on the site for that.
A panel of five smokers with different exerience levels and unique palettes systematically test dozens of local and imported strains to categorize and rank. The top two-dozen are then tested a second time to validate category and to test in different smoking conditions and with different session quantities.
Once we have our sorting done, we offer and curate these strains for our members. This process is done monthly, which is why we deliver monthly. We spend a few weeks preparing the menu, if you will. We also spotlight one strain all of our judges agree is worth highlighting specifically, if you want to share your monthly bounty with a friend or two.
All deliveries are made in the first 7 days of the month for the strains we research in the previous. Delivery slots are limited because our drivers can only legally carry 2.5 ounces at a time.
You may purchase more than one delivery slot on the same subscription to get a higher quantity per month. You can choose a different tier for any additional delivery slot as well and you won't even pay full price for the subscripion; We'll only charge you the per gram cost for additional delivery slots. We cannot combine deliveries due to the legal 2.5 ounce carrying limit, so you will receive each seperately.
We do not sell marijuana, we simply make suggestions of where and what to buy based on our opinions and then we get it from a licensed dispensary and bring it to your door. The per gram price pays only for product from dispensaries. The added price listed in the tiers below is what you pay for the subscription.
You may notice that the yearly savings exceeds the price per gram. That's because it enables us to purchase more strains ahead of schedule sometimes and it's why the dispensaries offer our members better prices through our delivery service. Since they can rely on more regular sales by our members, you get a discounted price on the highest quality. We'll basically pay you a tiny bit to pay us more up front so we can keep those good relationships going for our members' benefit.
Members can choose to pay monthly or yearly, but all payments must be made in cash at this time. The reason for this is simply that credit card purchases of this kind may not be looked upon favorably at the federal level presently.
When you opt to pay yearly, you will be expected to pay your delivery driver in full at the time of your first delivery. Drivers are not identified in any way and carry any and all personal safety equipment allowed by local law.
If you pay monthly, you will also be expected to pay cash at the time of delivery. We are keeping our ears out for any change that will allow us to make this part of your experience more streamlined and convenient; However, until then we deeply appreciate our members' understanding in this matter.
If for any reason you need to skip a month, just let us know. We won't hold it against you at all, but we kindly ask that you let us know at least a few days before your delivery is scheduled to save us some time and mileage.
Selective Smoker subscribers can choose from three tiers of monthly artisanal packages.
